6 hours ago.
Its really not that bad... Its only a 5lb load and its scalding my skin and it happens to be a bit squishy. But, really, no... don't change me. I'm cool with it. I'll deny there's anything in there until you force me to be changed.
I am pooping Right. Now. and there is no way I am drinking one more sip of this bottle until my diaper is clean and dry. Seriously... you can leave this nipple in my mouth as long as you want but I refuse to swallow until I'm changed. Leave it there and let my formula dribble down my chin onto my shirt and you'll be changing my clothes as well.