Some more Porter funnies... He's full of it lately.
P: "I'm so tired of walking up the stairs every day."
Me: "oh really? What should we do, take out the stairs?"
P: "No. I think I should ride up the stairs on the dog."
(Did I mention that last week he showed us how he learned hiw to slide down the staircase banister?!?)
And the tonight... Oh boys and their penis infatuation. He had his hands in pants and said ""Someone put a ball in my penis!"
Of course I had to bite my lip to not laugh and I said "Oh yeah? Who in the world would do that?"
P: "I think a monkey did it. Haha!"
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