Tucking Porter in tonight we have this conversation:
P: Did you know my stomach has 3 tubes that go down into it?
Me: No, I didn't. Who told you that?
P: I just thought of it myself.
Me: Oh, wow. That's great!
P: And I have a pee section right here. That's why I have to pee. My pee section goes allll the way down into my penis. And I have a cookie section over here. And a milk section. And a water section. And a pretzel section.
Me: That's pretty neat. What section is making your tummy hurt so much today?
P: My puke section, over here.