Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Anatomy of a Stomach

Tucking Porter in tonight we have this conversation:

P:  Did you know my stomach has 3 tubes that go down into it?

Me: No, I didn't.  Who told you that?

P:  I just thought of it myself.

Me:  Oh, wow.  That's great!

P: And I have a pee section right here.  That's why I have to pee.  My pee section goes allll the way down into my penis.  And I have a cookie section over here.  And a milk section.  And a water section.  And a pretzel section.

Me:  That's pretty neat.  What section is making your tummy hurt so much today?

P:  My puke section, over here.

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