Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Interview with Porter

What is something I always say to you?  (no answer)
What makes me happy? "Being good.  I feel like biting somebody!"
What makes me sad? "Being bad."
How do I make you laugh?  "Being funny." 
How do you make me laugh? "Be funny."
What do you think I was like when I was a kid?  "A girl kid and you liked to play Barbies.  Now you're a grown up kid and you have me!
How old am I?  "29"
How tall am I? "29 inches"
What is my favorite thing to do?  "Play with me and go out with me.  Get ice cream with me.  Spend time with me and that's just about it."
What do I do when you are not around?  "Hmm... you think about me."
If I become famous, what will it be for?  "Me!"
What am I really good at?  "Tic Tac Toe and the Wii"
What am I not really good at?  "Building a lemonade stand."
What is my job?  "Teach."
What is my favorite food?  "Salad."
What makes you proud of me? 
What makes me proud of you?
What do you and I do together?  "We go outside together."
How are we the same?  "Because we have the same hair.  Because we like green both.  We both like green I meant.  We go get ice cream together."
How are you and I different?  "We aren't different.  We're the same.  Oh.. we're not the same ages."
How do you know I love you? "Because you're the best Mom ever."
 What is one thing you wish you could change about me? "That you can not yell at me."
What is your favorite thing about me?   "Uhm... I love you."
What do you wish we could do together?  "Go to the ice cream parlour."
If I were a cartoon character, who would I be?  "Flo.  She's the Mother of the Road.  I... I'm the Screamin' Banshee."


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