Some funnies heard from the boys lately....
Hudson, climbing up into his chair at the dinner table: "Daddy, can you close me up?"
Porter, at random times throughout the day... often at dinner. Stay a statue!!" and then we all freeze in the middle of what we're doing. Oh yes, I've been known to "stay a statue" in restaurants and out in stores. I love entertaining this kids wacky ideas.
Porter, in the garage with Ryan begging him to let him use the little axe: "But Dooooonnie's mom let's HIM play with an axe!" Nice try, kid!