Hudson (disgruntled with Targets big toilet seats). "Ugh I hate these kind of toilets!"
Me: "Do you know what I hate? Little boys with sassy mouthes."
H: "Know what I hate? Big girls who spank butts."
(the boys, playing the wii)
Porter: "Hudson, you almost gave me a heart attack!"
Hudson: "A heart attack?! Well that's not so baaaad!"
January 8, 2012
Up early today. Hudson is coughing and says he has a "warm".
I asked what a warm was and he said "You know, a warm. It makes you choke and cough.".
I said "Do you mean a cold?".
"Oh, yeah. I have a cold." he says.