Amelia: "MOM! My airplane is still outside in the windy rain!"
Me: "You'd better go run and get it!"
Amelia: "But Mom! I'm too little I would blow away in the wind and you would scream 'Where's Amelia? I guess she blowed away in the wind!' So if I have to go out and get it, well, I guess you'll just have to scream for me because I blowed away!"